It’s pretty fun to sort out these increasingly complicated problems where each character has their ups and downs.

I guess what’s more important is that even having played only a small portion of this game, I can admit that I was wrong about Lost Vikings. Our heroes are rescued by the GLAAD tranny valkyrie or something. You can also tell that blizzard haven’t really grown up that much since 1994, either, because all the women you meet are sexy magicians and all the jokes are about the fat one being hungry or fart noises. Although I guess there’s a playstation/dreamcast version that’s all 3D-ish and has a pile of voice acting and what I saw on youtube seemed super creepy.

ok, I get that teleporting people is difficult and probably moreso than crop dusting, but I think the implication here is that crop dusting is really easy and that the hard part is mixing ingredients but even that's easy, I guess? What? And like, how the fuck would a bunch of vikings know what crop dusting is?Īs much as I think Blizzard could use a new Intellectual Property (also, I’m amazed they haven’t brought these guys back for anything more grand than a cameo in a WoW instance), they do know how to make entertaining games. There's so much I don't understand about this. And, I mean, here I am taking it somewhat seriously instead of being all “hay, it’s old SNES you guys lolololoololololol it’s so gays”, and that’s got to be worth something. On the other hand, you also don’t really do the same thing with all three characters so it’s not fair of me to say you’re just doing the same thing three times in a row. If you consider that Trine is basically the Lost Vikings with a physics engine, and that people seem to think Trine is pretty great, you realize that Blizzard was on to something with these two games. I guess, on one hand, you sort of can’t beat the legacy of this game. There’s something about a game that makes you essentially go through each level three times (and more if you fuck up) that I think is pretty shitty. I’ve never really played the original Lost Vikings. Robo-vikings in the future? And people said that Too Human was groundbreaking! Lies!

The lost vikings 2 youtube